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I fail at everything. I hate everything. I feel like a fucking fool. And I'm going no where fast. Faster than anyone.
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[30 Apr 2006|10:23pm] |
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I just binged on too much chocolate. I don't like eating chocolate, but there I went. Eating it like mad. Too bad I can't purge... cause I feel really fucking sick right now. I'm bored, moody, horny, PMSy no doubt...
And I miss my girlfriend.
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| Today in Overheard in NYC |
[24 Apr 2006|11:51pm] |
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I Know a Gift Shop That Has Everything
Girl #1: So where's Matt?
Guy #1: I don't know, is he outside?
Girl #2: I don't think so...
Matt: Hey everybody! I'm back, I got the dildo!
--Top of the Empire State Building
Overheard by: brian h
You Sexy Motherfucker
Suit: Hey, I got this suit just for the interview. What do you think?
Suit's friend: Looks good.
Suit: Yeah, it does. I look so good in this suit I could probably get away with incest.
Suit's friend: Incest?!?
Suit: One of the hardest things to get away with.
--F train
It's Not Luck, It's Planning
Yuppie businessman on cell: I don't care who designed them, you're taking them back... You spent $600 on a paid of fucking shoes!?Unbelievable... Ok, whatever, I don't care, this conversation is over... Goodbye! [to friend] Can you believe this shit?.... Lucky for her she lets me fuck her in the ass.
--46th & Madison Ave.
Can't They Put Some Pasties on Those Protruding Hipbones?
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters!
Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!"
--The Warsaw, Williamsburg
Overheard by: Thiess
And the winner for this week is...
I Guess He Never Called
Teen girl #1: The only time I ever gave head I was really drunk. I just remember when he started cumming, I jumped up and screamed "Ew, gross!"
Teen girl #2: Ha, ha, ha. Who was it?
Teen girl #1: Well, that's why I think third base is disgusting. I just skip over it.
Teen girl #2: Who was it?
Teen girl #1: In conclusion, don't go to third base. Ever.
Teen girl #2: Alright.
--MoMA
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| This weeks best Overhead in New York! |
[03 Apr 2006|04:49pm] |
Gorgons Make Men Hard
Man: You could turn people to stone with your eyes.
Girl: Dude, there are lots of other people on this train, go hit on someone else.
Man: I know, but you're the closest and I don't want to move because I have to pee.
--2 train
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[31 Mar 2006|08:11pm] |
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Alexisonfire/Moneen - Switcheroo |
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Fuck, I really don't want ALex to leave...
I'm pretty upset right now... This is her last night here.
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| I've got the moves. Oh Oh OH.. |
[30 Mar 2006|06:09pm] |
Oh man. Last week of school this week. We missed 3 weeks of classes due to the magical strike, went back, and everything is over. Everyone is moving away this week. All except me, Erica, and Brant. I'm sad... I'm totally going to miss Alex. Just thinking about it makes me all girly and want to cry. This year went by crazy fast. Aw man. However, I'm newly excited about my life. I have Jude, and I'm pretty excited about that. And probably moving back to Ottawa after I finish up those classes I failed. And probably look for a job as a studio assistant. MAN! I'm soooo excited for that! And work on getting my own little buisness started.
Alex, Erica, and I went picnicing and pirate shipping yesturday. It was pretty fucking fun. We ate tons of food, got attacked by seagulls, and played in the park, with the bouncy ground. I'm suprised Alex wasn't dead. She got fucking drunk like mad the night before, and was gone by 11:30, and pukeing by 12.
The party the night before was alright. No complaints really. And I'm pretty much the most anti-social person ever, espically when it comes to parties and drunk people. But we went back and forth from the guy's house, to Alex's place, so it wasn't so bad. But I love how no one knows who I am. Like, "Hey, you look familar... who are you?" Whateva, it's not like I would hang out with any of those people anyway.
Well, this chapter in my life has ended to fast. But I think I came out of this thing a better person. More independant, and closer to who I want to become. Which I'm still not sure who that is yet. But still closer. This summer will be great, and hopefully more discovery will be made. And lots of pictures. As long as I can get my camera fixed. It's been fucked for a few days, and I'm annoyed and upset. I feel lost without it...
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[25 Mar 2006|09:04pm] |
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Rachel Ray - On TV, sillies |
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Back in the Ville again. I've never been back and forth so much in my life. But it was worth it. I miss Jude already. And now that lame school is back, I won't be in Ottawa for awhile now. I have to do everything this month. Move, work, school. DOesn't seem like much, but work takes over my weekends, school takes over my weekdays, and free time will be spent moving. Which I can't wait for. I moved some stuff into my place on Tuesday. Freaking love it already. My room is a little small, but I have a fucking CLOSET!!! I'm pretty excited about that part.
Jude met my other family on Thursday. Girls I've been friends with for 6ish years. We met at the mall. hung out for a bit, then Sara, along with me and Jude went to see "She's the Man". Which was actually pretty darn funny. So it was goods times, the friends seem to approve, and all is well in Traciworld.
My legs hurt. Boring day at work. Longer day tomorrow... Then school. Fuck.
I'm tired, another early night tonight? Probably.
OUT!
Traci
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| More Overheard in NYC |
[25 Mar 2006|08:57pm] |
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Subway Car: the Talk Show
Guy: Hey! Don't touch me! You can't sit here. People don't just sit on the floor on the train.
Drunk woman: I have...a very bad...back...
Guy: Then ask somebody to give you their seat. Then go see a doctor.
She flips him off.
Woman #2: Oh no, she didn't!
--A train
Overheard by: wish I'd been drunk at 9am
I'm Assuming This is Somehow Racist
Cop #1: When I'm fucking a cunt, I like to hurt it. You like to hurt a cunt when you're fucking it?
Cop #2: Yeah. What do I give a fuck? It ain't my cunt.
--Police Plaza
Overheard by: Steve Bookocki
Your Apartment Called...
Drunk guy on cell: Hello?
Lady on speaker: Larry, where are you? When are you coming home?
Drunk guy on cell: Who's this?
--Russian Vodka Room, West 52nd Street
His #2 Choice is Even Worse
Teen boy #1: Man, I don't know what I would do...Three billion dollars is a lot of green, yo. What would you guys do?
Teen boy #2: Yo, I'd get me one of them golden showers, son.
Teen boy #1: Dude, that's when someone pees on you.
--E train
He's Begging for Spontaneous Combustion
Guy #1: Yo, she want me to give her a kid, son. She only 28. I'm like, you don't need no kid when you 28. Just start in your thirties and have 'em back to back to back.
Girl: You make it sound pretty easy to have kids back to back. That's hard on a woman.
Guy #1: And she ain't the only one. Lots of girls want me to give them kids.
Girl: Your sperm is in high demand.
Guy #2: What do you want, man? You're a good-looking guy.
Guy #1: I know. I'm hot. But sometimes it feels like a curse to be this hot.
--4 train
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| Do you think of me when you fuck her? |
[19 Mar 2006|03:25pm] |
This woman, is the most amazing woman. I have been in love with her since I was 11. There's just something about her, that I can't explain. She as a person, as well as her music speaks so much to me. I've owned Jagged Little Pill for those 11 years. And still never get sick of it. My music taste changes like mad, but there's still a place for her. Man, I wish I could do my celeb portrait with her. But I'd probably cry, or become some emotional girly wreck. She truely is an amazing woman, and one day I can only hope I can become half the woman she is.
Ah yeah, I guess I think too much on Sundays. In a way I wish the girlpower movement would come back. I'm pretty fucking sick of kids dressing all punk, and think they're hardcore punk, and not following what society wants. Fucking bullshit. Kids are fucking idiots... Bring the Spice Girls back. No I actaully mean it!
I miss drawing. It's been so long since I picked up a pen, or pencil. Or a paint brush for that matter. I can't wait to move into my new place. I'm gonna set up a sweet office like area. Maybe work on my buisness...[naked chicks], and get some drawing done. I probably don't remember how! It's been like 3 years... Jesus. I don't think I've even opened my book.
Mmm hashbrowns are fucking good.
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| Because I'm in love with this site. |
[18 Mar 2006|10:12pm] |
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Wednesday One-liners Found "The One"
Suit on cell: It's sex: somebody's always taking advantage of someone else...Oh shit, this girl just gave me a look. That's gonna be on Overheard tomorrow, I just know it.
--45th & Lexington
Overheard by: No, not her
Teen boy: Yo, I got the munchies, B...Yo, what happened to the guys with candy and shit? Shit was mad convenient.
--1 train
Overheard by: I. J. Meyers
Teen girl on cell: ...Can you believe he wanted me to stick my hand in there and touch it?...Yeah, I did it...Oh, it was huge! He said it was really big, but damn! And it's long, too!...Uh, the head is an
average size, I guess...I like how it feels...Okay, why is the spotlight on me?...Different people are giving me that "what the fuck" look...Oh, shit! Ha, ha, ha! You're right. Hold on...Chill, everyone! I'm talking about my boyfriend's pet snake, not his
penis...Okay, continue.
--Dunkin' Donuts, Fulton Mall
Overheard by: Shanny O.
Teen boy #1: Man, I tell you, da reason France don't want us in Iraq is dat dey know the second we done in Baddad we is headed right over the border and straight into Paris.
Teen boy #2: Nigga, you'se is ignorant. Iraq ain't next to no France.
Teen boy #1: Nah man, I ain't sayin it is right up on France, but, you know, it goes Iraq, Germany, some otha country, then France, so it is close.
Teen boy #2: Ain't you eva seen no map? I'ma gonna show you when we get to school. That shit is in Africa, between Lidia and Egypt.
--F train
Overheard by: Ed Salcedo
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| PussyMascara |
[18 Mar 2006|01:59am] |
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KEXP - Seattle Radio Bitches! |
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I'm sorry, but this is just too fucking funny.
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| Television without Borders |
[18 Mar 2006|01:13am] |
I'm watching the lamest porn on Showcase right now. The guy is some kinda robot/alien. I have no idea what's going on... Man Friday nights on Showcase is fucked up.
But still best channel ever. I have to remind myself to watch Starved. Looks hella tight.
That's it.
Love,
TRACI
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| I'm on my way home |
[16 Mar 2006|10:32pm] |
Due to a small request, I shall write in this thing called LiveJournal.
Let's see how this turns out. I'm pretty bad at writting things like this, and I also have a freaking myspace, and blog it up in my msn space. Too many places to write, and not sure I have that much to write about.
Got back from OT this evening. Bus trip was good for once. I slept, and probably snored. I like being home, but I'd rather hang out with Jude, in Ottawa. I like it there, minus the fact it's fucking cold there all the damn time. I'll probably head back there next week or something. I REALLY need to stop fucking off and get my damn work for school done. I know my teacher is going to be expecting amazing work from us when we get back to school. From what I've heard, no one has been doing much shooting at all. Erica did some, but nothing exciting she says. Alex hasn't shot anything, and she's been home over a week. I guess there's a party on Friday that she's shooting.
Oh Ottawa, now that I have a girlfriend [omg what did she just say?!] I'll be back a hell of a lot more than I ever used to go. Usually I would go like... 3 times a year... I've been there twice in 3 weeks.
[Wait a minute here. Back it up... girlfriend?!]
Haha, why yes. She's quite beautiful. And pretty much exactly what I wanted in a "mate". hahaha. lame. I'll admit, it was a little odd at first... I mean, a chick? Yeah I like them, but I never thought I would actaully be brave enough to date one. I don't think it's a big deal, but people have been calling me a lesbian since I was in HS. Well, I guess all those people were right... hmm. Even though I don't call myself one. Whateva, that's not the point here.
I haven't told my dad, or sister... or mother. I told Lara and Diala. I don't think Diala got what I was telling her. Because she's like, "I thought I was your GF"... :| And Lara didn't say anything about it. So.. yeahhhh. I wonder what Pascal would say. I haven't talked to him in weeks. Erica and ALex know. Erica picked it up pretty quick. Alex was here when Jude asked me to be her GF. Haha, Alex was pretty excited about it.
WELLLLLLLLLLL, I don't want to write my whole damn life down right now. I think this is a good start. Have a good read Jude... you're my only friend on here! HAha.
Peace
TRACI
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| Overheard in NYC |
[16 Mar 2006|09:05pm] |
March 12, 2006
His Sense of Humor was Also Enhanced
Blind man: Excuse me ma'am, coming through...Excuse me, miss.
Woman: Damn! Watch yourself with that fucking walking stick! Shit! And how the fuck did you know I was a woman? Can that shit tell you genders too? Ha, ha!
Blind man: Not quite, but you smell like stale fish so I figured you were a woman. Have a nice day!
--E train
Overheard by: Shanny O.
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